Favourite Quote:

 Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

Favorite Quote:

 ”You want to know something Leslie? If I live to be 90, I’m never going to be able to figure you out.”

Favorite Quote:

Walter Burns: [On the phone with Duffy; Walter and Hildy are getting remarried and going to Niagara Falls on their honeymoon] What? A strike? What strike? Where? Albany? Well, I know it’s on the way, Duffy, but I can’t ask Hildy to…
Hildy Johnson: All right, we’ll honeymoon in Albany.
Walter Burns: Okay, Duffy.
[to Hildy]
Walter Burns: Well, isn’t that a coincidence, we’re going to Albany! I wonder if Bruce can put us up.

Kayla Silverfox: Why the moon is so lonely?
Logan: Why?
Kayla Silverfox: Because she used to have a lover.
Logan: You tell this to the kids?
Kayla Silverfox: No, His name was Kuekuatsu and they lived in the spirit world together.
Logan: Oh, this is a true story.
Kayla Silverfox: Mm-hm. And every night, they would wander the skies together. But, one of the other spirits was jealous. Trickster wanted the Moon for himself. So he told Kuekuatsu that the Moon had asked for flowers; he told him to come to our world and pick her some wild roses. But Kuekuatsu didn’t know that once you leave the spirit world, you can never go back. And every night, he looks up in the sky and sees the Moon and howls her name. But… he can never touch her again.
Logan: Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.

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The rain. Sometimes it gives me the blues. When you first came here, I only loved the writer part of Paul Sheldon. Now I know I love the rest of him, too. I know you don’t love me, don’t say you do. You’re beautiful, brilliant, a famous man of the world and I’m… not a movie star type. You’ll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you’re someone like me.

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Dear friends and loved ones: My birthday’s coming up soon. If I were home, I’d be planning a stupid, expensive birthday party and you’d all be buying me gifts and bottles of wine. A cheaper, more lovely way to celebrate would be to make a donation to help a healer named Wayan Nuriyasih buy a house in Indonesia. She’s a single mother. ln Bali, after a divorce, a woman gets nothing, not even her children. To gain custody of her daughter, Tutti, Wayan had to sell everything, even her bath mat, to pay for a lawyer. For years, they’ve moved from place to place. Each time, Wayan loses clientele and Tutti has to change schools. This little group of people in Bali have become my family. And we must take care of our families, wherever we find them. Today l saw Tutti playing with a blue tile she’d found in the road near a hotel construction site. She told me: Maybe if we have a house someday, it can have a pretty blue floor like this. When I was in Italy, I learned a word - It’s “tutti” with double T, which in ltalian means “everybody.” So that’s the lesson, isn’t it? When you set out in the world to help yourself, sometimes you end up helping Tutti.

Favourite Quote:

Romualdo: Why are you smiling?
Fantaghiro: I’ve never kissed a knight before.
Romualdo: Well, neither have I.
(Requested by: chochi-rain)

Favorite Quote:

 I am not here to represent Leonidas; his actions speak louder than my words ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spartan army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of history - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery. 

Favorite Quote:

Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead

Favourite Quote:

Cop: Ma’am, are you aware that it’s against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?
Miranda: What if you’re married to one?
(Requested by: ecstasyofdeath )

Favourite Quote:

Sometimes you have to be apart from the people you love, but that doesn’t make you love them any less. Sometimes it makes you love them more.
(Requested by: ecstasyofdeath )

Favourite Quote:

Pity for this tyrant? Is there anything she wants she doesn’t get? I’ll tell you what I pity… that the sun won’t rise and set for her all her life, and every day you’re telling her it will. What you and your pity do will destroy her, Captain Keller.
(Requested by: ecstasyofdeath)

Favourite Quote:

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
(Requested by: ecstasyofdeath )

Favourite Quote:

Coach Boone: You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who’s your daddy, Gary? Who’s your daddy?
Bertier: You.
Coach Boone: And who’s team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy’s team?
Bertier: Yours.

Favorite Quote:

Anyone who wants to be a can’t-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama’s bra, raise your hand.